"Telling a child how to eat his dinner is not commutative. Saying, `Go eat the pea and carrots on the plate' is not the equivalent of `Go eat the carrots and pea on the plate."
-Prof. Metcalf
(when describing everyone's areas of interest)"...Nilus likes screws"
-Dr. Noe
"The riddle goes like this: You have 10 pirates. Whenever the pirates get booty..."
-Greg
"What if the CEO thinks I'm an assassin?"
-Moon
Moon: "All Koreans use Hotmail because it's the hottest."
Greg: "What about Gmail? Does Gmail stand for ghey mail?"
"You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike."
-Colossal Cave Adventure
"A hollow voice says, "Plugh."
-Colossal Cave Adventure
"A huge green fierce snake bars the way!"
-Colossal Cave Adventure
"Congratulations! You've just killed a fierce green dragon with your bare hands. Amazing, isn't it?"
-Colossal Cave Adventure
"The BS field density here is too high."
-Amol
"Dr. Noe, can you hack?"
-Moon
Canadian pizza is the sh#t.
-Prof. Metcalf
Moon: Why do you always make fun of me?
Prof. Metcalf: Because it's easy.
Prof. Metcalf: You see, you opened the door for me...I didn't even have to walk through, the pressure difference just sort of blew me through.
Soylent Green is people!
-Detective Robert Thorn, Soylent Green
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
-Peter Clemenza, The Godfather
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
-President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
-Russian Sailors, The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming!
I'm not following you, I'm looking for you. There's a big difference.
-Martin Stett, The Conversation