Lab quotes

"Telling a child how to eat his dinner is not commutative. Saying, `Go eat the pea and carrots on the plate' is not the equivalent of `Go eat the carrots and pea on the plate."
     -Prof. Metcalf

(when describing everyone's areas of interest)"...Nilus likes screws"
     -Dr. Noe

"The riddle goes like this: You have 10 pirates. Whenever the pirates get booty..."

"What if the CEO thinks I'm an assassin?"

Moon: "All Koreans use Hotmail because it's the hottest."
Greg: "What about Gmail? Does Gmail stand for ghey mail?"

"You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike."
     -Colossal Cave Adventure

"A hollow voice says, "Plugh."
     -Colossal Cave Adventure

"A huge green fierce snake bars the way!"
     -Colossal Cave Adventure

"Congratulations! You've just killed a fierce green dragon with your bare hands. Amazing, isn't it?"
     -Colossal Cave Adventure

"The BS field density here is too high."

"Dr. Noe, can you hack?"

Canadian pizza is the sh#t.
     -Prof. Metcalf

Moon: Why do you always make fun of me?
Prof. Metcalf: Because it's easy.
Prof. Metcalf: You see, you opened the door for me...I didn't even have to walk through, the pressure difference just sort of blew me through.

Movie quotes

Soylent Green is people!
     -Detective Robert Thorn, Soylent Green

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
     -Peter Clemenza, The Godfather

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
     -President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
     -Russian Sailors, The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming!

I'm not following you, I'm looking for you. There's a big difference.
     -Martin Stett, The Conversation